BILL PATTERSON MEMORIAL FROM FACEBOOK

Monday, April 28 at 11:21am

I’m starting to spend time remembering fondly things that occurred with Bill Patterson. One of my favorite stories is about his political leanings: Bill always described himelf as an anarchist libertarian, which always amused me because he was always dressed to the nines. When I’d ask about that, he’d say “camouflage.”: Please share any memories you have with Bill below, as part of a celebration of his life.

 
Jack Kelly
Bill always projected certainty in his own beliefs and opinions. I don’t mean that in any negative way – I admired him. It rubbed a few of our friends the wrong way. His accomplishments inspire me. The determination he exemplified in his life to do what he loved (and to keep grinding at it, day after day, year after year) despite daunting obstacles is an example of both perseverance and self-sacrifice. There will never be another like him. I only met him in person once – at the Centennial in KC in 2007. He was incredibly gracious. Those of us for whom Robert Heinlein was a lifelong inspiration owe him a debt of gratitude that can never be repaid.
Monday, April 28 at 11:32am
Bill certainly had that tone of authority, especially about things he had spent serious time studying. I rarely found him unaware of a topic, or even a fact — but when he was, he was quite humble and grateful to learn it. I’m afraid I’ve occasionally engendered some of the same response you describe. I think we both felt that the discussion was about the topic, and not the person saying something about the topic. Bill did have a temper, and it could carry him away. He could occasionally use his wit to devastating effect when he saw the need, but I never saw him do so without a modicum of manners and courtesy (the lack thereof is largely what set him off more than anything else).
Monday, April 28 at 11:40am
I agree, Doc. Bill could be acerbic – yes, he certainly could. However, over the past 20-plus years of following him, I’ve seen him take personal attack after personal attack and NEVER respond in kind. Well, hardly ever. He was a better man than I.
Monday, April 28 at 11:43am
 
He tended to think that if somebody was attacking him, it served no public purpose to respond in kind. Privately, I heard my share of opinions…
Monday, April 28 at 11:47am
 
Of course…
Monday, April 28 at 11:48am
 
On one of our many flights together, there was a family of four or five kids right behind us. The littler children spent the entire flight kicking the back of our seats. At one point, Bill did turn around and ask the mother to restrain the child. When that failed, he simply sat and took it…until I turned to him and said, “You know, there’s a reason they invented laudunum…” To which he replied, “And BBQ sauce…” We spent the rest of the flight debating the relative merits of those two cures, and it eventually devolved into an old Miller Light commercial. (Tastes great! Less filling! became Laudunum! BBQ Sauce!). The mention of one or the other never failed to bust him up whenever we were confronted with unacceptable behavior.
Monday, April 28 at 11:52am
 
I remember the Pop Culture conference in San Antonio, especially the restaurant where he discovered the chicken-fried steak and the berry cobbler. It was so good, we all went back a second night! We had such a great time sharing meals and talking about Heinlein, life, the universe, and everything! And he was in his element at the Centennial, running from panel to panel.
Monday, April 28 at 11:56am
 
I’ll never forget him missing Toronto worldcon (2003) because it never occurred to him to check if he’d need a passport to get into Canada (or more accurately, to get back into the US). He needed a keeper sometimes (said one of his informal keepers, of which there were several over the years).
Monday, April 28 at 12:04pm
 
Yeah, he was plenty furious about that one, because that had never been necessary before 9/11
Monday, April 28 at 12:05pm
 
One of his favorite rants was about the uselessness of the security theater we erected after 9/11
Monday, April 28 at 12:10pm
 
Yes, like how to this day public schools are miniature police state models, which only started after 9-11, and to this day the socialist thugs running them will say “well, yes, but since 9-11 things have changed”, when there is ZERO actual relationship in any sane way. No terrorist has even vaguely considered some attack that forcing children to walk quietly in lines without touching or locking all doors and making you buzz in will prevent.

Almost all of the police state coming from 9-11 was just the existing wish list of the control freak bureaucrats, with an excuse to justify them now.

It’s the same as how socialists leaping on the Global Warming myth are just using it as an excuse for their existing agenda. They advocate things that INCREASE “carbon footprint”, like preventing nuclear power, subsidizing recycling, or promoting composting, while claiming it’s to fight “climate change”.
Monday, April 28 at 12:18pm
 
Or stopping fracking for natural gas.
Monday, April 28 at 12:18pm
 
D’oh, best example of all.
Monday, April 28 at 12:18pm
 
Those weren’t rants I heard from Bill
Monday, April 28 at 12:33pm
 
Heehee. What’s a Heinleiner without his personalized list of rants?
Monday, April 28 at 12:33pm
 
The death of the service industry in America, on the other hand…that was the one I heard the most.
Monday, April 28 at 12:34pm
 
I usually give that one as “the death of competence” in general.
Monday, April 28 at 12:34pm
 
Bill was a dedicated lover of classical music, which made the following all the more surprising when I swung by to get him one morning. This was his song to get ready in the morning by: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtsGDkB6ESM

Tim Curry – Brontosaurus

this is the 4th track from “Read my lips”
Monday, April 28 at 12:54pm
 
FTR: high schools became police states first in the mid 70s, with forced busing…. and probably even back into the 60s, for the first roung of integration ..
Monday, April 28 at 1:10pm
 
As one who went to high school in the early 70s and started teaching in them in the 80s, and pulled her kids out of them in the oughts, no. The 60s and 70s were pretty free. We got rid of dress codes, we had a say in what we were taught, we had electives as well as mandatory classes, we could leave the campus for lunch, we could come in late if we had first period study hall and leave early if we had last period study hall. I know most of my teachers treated me as if I had half a brain and would grow into being a human any minute now.

My students now–and I’ve been working for the same population for 20 years now–have no such freedoms. They have to take classes to ensure they pass state testing–the program where I teach, Academic Challenge is for gifted kids and one of the bennies is that they can drop their home school’s English and math if they’re taking AC after the first semester. This was never a problem up until about 5 years ago. Now, at least half make them stay in class because we are not preparing them for state testing.

At least a third of the schools have their kids in uniforms. Khaki pants, skirts and jumpers, plaid tops or navy blue, white or orange polo shirts. I had one student in tears because she wore “real clothes” to AC, was changing into her uniform and realized she had forgotten her belt. She was going to get demerits for not having a belt. And poor, pudgy baby that she was, there was no way she looked good in a tucked in shirt with belted pants.

They can’t leave the school grounds. They have to march in rows everywhere. They have to ask permission to leave the room to use a bathroom and there are teachers who refuse to allow them to leave. “You should have gone before. You should have gone during lunch.” These are 14-18 year olds One of the first things I tell them is that I assume they’ve been toilet trained for a bout ten years now; if they have to go, don’t bother me, go. Don’t come back with a soda or a candy bar, don’t be long or go wandering around and bother other people, but if you have to go, go. I remember a public school science teacher flipping out because she told a 16 year old he couldn’t leave the room to use the bathroom, and when he asked for the third time, she told him if he asked again, she’d give him detention. So, he grabbed a beaker and quietly urinated into it. She had him suspended. All the other teachers were commiserating on what she had to put up with when I asked, “Why didn’t you just let him go? The kid obviously needed to go; why didn’t you let him?” They stared at me as if I’d asked why they didn’t just let him shoot up in the classroom. They have to wield power

The problem has been getting worse since the 80s, culminating in now. And it’s not just the public schools. When I taught at UMES, a historically black university, I had students miss class to clean their bathrooms because a surprise inspection was underway; they were fined money if their rooms didn’t meet specifications. They, the students, the black students, explained to me, a white woman, that this was necessary because black people weren’t reared to be clean or to have high standards. I nearly swallowed my tongue.
Monday, April 28 at 1:42pm
 
Most of that stuff was true in the late 70’s. Clearwater high school stopped being an open campus in 1980… Admittedly Boston in the 70’s and Alabama in the 60’s were special cases, but I think police state to describe your complaints is a little bit strong.
Monday, April 28 at 1:53pm
 
Actually, at least in California, it’s illegal to deny a child the right to go to the bathroom.
Monday, April 28 at 1:53pm
 
Are we gonna talk about Bill or what? Heinleiners (God – or whoever – love us every one) are the worst in the MultiVerse for getting off-topic. Let’s talk about Bill.
Monday, April 28 at 1:56pm
 
Man, did he love food! Crab cakes and lobster ettouffe were particular favorites.
 
Monday, April 28 at 2:06pm
 
Actually, he was a working chef at one point in his life.
 
Monday, April 28 at 2:07pm
 
It was obvious Bill loved food. He was a man after my own heart with crab cakes and lobster.
Monday, April 28 at 2:08pm
 
He used to love to talk about going blackberrying as a boy in Missouri — the Huck Finn aspects of his childhood.
Monday, April 28 at 2:09pm
 
There was a Chinese place near his work where we used to go to have lunch — popcorn lobster salad.
 
Monday, April 28 at 2:11pm
 
That’s awesome! Last summer, I spent an entire day in Butler, absorbing the “feeling” of Heinlein’s early youth. I would have loved to have listened in on that conversation with Bill.
Monday, April 28 at 2:11pm
 
He also loved chicken nuggets at Chic-Filet — said it was the only place that did it right.
Monday, April 28 at 2:11pm
 
Thank you, Geo! I can’t say I agree with Bill’s opinion of the flavor of Chc Filet – but I realize my opinion is in the minority. Let’s keep it coming and on topic, folks.
Monday, April 28 at 2:14pm
 
That pick above is at a Bubba Gump’s in Denver (with Herb Gilliland and Deb Houdek Rule that meal). Bill the epicure ordered the “Bucket of Boat Trash”.
Monday, April 28 at 2:14pm
 
When he was doing the research, his utter joy at finding and sharing new information was the most infectiously happy thing about him. I still recall when he found the contract between Heinlein and L. Ron Hubbard to rewrite For Us, the Living. Also, there’s supposed to be a full letter from Cat Sang in the 2nd volume, where she describes at great length the conversation she had with Heinlein about why he and Leslyn broke up.
Monday, April 28 at 2:15pm
 
Those Bubba Gump pics are some of the happiest of Bill I’ve ever seen – with the exception of him and his sister in the parade. Does anyone have those?
Monday, April 28 at 2:16pm
 
I know and love all those guys, including David Silver (God rest his soul). Look how young Bill looked!
Monday, April 28 at 2:22pm
 
Bill has his priorities straight! I have a bunch of Heinlein stuff that I purchased from Charlie Brown before his death.
Monday, April 28 at 2:25pm
 
Bill rockin’ the ‘stache at 2005 NASFIC, and giving the paparazzi the evil eye for interrupting supper:
 
 
 
OMG, I LOVE the expression on Bill’s face! Keep it coming.
Monday, April 28 at 2:29pm
 
Let’s talk about Bill, folks. You (collectively) know much more than I do, and I want to hear it all.
Monday, April 28 at 2:34pm
 
Ahh, could be, Robert. I’ve never met Davidoff in person, but I have corresponded with him (not recently, however) enough that I would have googled him and might have a “vaguely familiar” reaction to a pic of him.
Monday, April 28 at 2:48pm

 

Robert James

He was the director of academic programming at that world con in Boston.

Monday, April 28 at 2:58pm
Geo, who’s the seated agent in the pix from UCSC that you and Deb are in?
Monday, April 28 at 3:34pm
 
Robert, thanks for starting this, and Jack Kelly, thanks for bringing it back to point – for those of us who only had minimal contact with Bill but greatly admire his work, it’s very special to get a feel for him from your memories.
Monday, April 28 at 3:37pm
 
David Silver.
Monday, April 28 at 3:38pm
 
And that’s Beatrice‘s dad with Bill and Amy.

Robert, I laugh at Bill’s “get up and go” music – I’ve always used rock’n’roll for that because the best dramatic classical music makes me stop and immerse myself into it. Wonder if it was the same for him.
Monday, April 28 at 3:41pm
 
Bill would always elevate any conversation to a stimulating intellectual level. You could ask him if he wanted to go for pizza and get a lecture on the chemical response of cheese to broiling.
Monday, April 28 at 3:52pm
 
What were Bill’s jobs/careers (prior to Heinlein Scholar-dom)? Also, have there been any obits published that might have that info–no need to repeat when a link may do. Enjoying this thread.
Monday, April 28 at 3:59pm
 
I got to sit in Robert’s desk chair when I was at UCSC.
Monday, April 28 at 4:01pm
 
His main job for years has been as a legal assistant. I do know he worked as a chef at one point.
Monday, April 28 at 4:07pm
 
Ah, these pictures are reminding me that I did meet Bill, more than once. Certainly at Noreascon 4. And was that when he publicly revealed Elinor’s identity?
Monday, April 28 at 4:09pm
 
It seems to me I recall him saying he’d worked in Melvin Belli’s office in San Francisco for years. And if you don’t know who that is, well, he was quite a character himself.
Monday, April 28 at 4:10pm
 
Supposedly, some years ago, he was working on an AI (artificial intelligence) project, that was intended to be a commercial project, not just a scholarly/academic one. Dunno what happened to that.
Monday, April 28 at 4:12pm
 
During The Great Silver-Patterson Wars of 2004-2005, Bill once threatened to sue Deb and I. Ah yes, those were fun times. It passed.
Monday, April 28 at 4:17pm
 
I had thought Melvin Belli was on Batman, but it was “Star Trek”. Before my time anyway so I get a pass.
Monday, April 28 at 4:27pm
 
Yeah, Star Trek. The evil angel leading the children. . .
Monday, April 28 at 4:28pm
 
Yes, he worked for Belli. The AI project was ongoing with Andy Thornton.
Monday, April 28 at 5:44pm
 
Facebook does not do permanence well. We should see about putting these reminscences somewhere more persistent.
Monday, April 28 at 6:25pm
 
Transplant it into an Event? The Bill Patterson Memory Memorial?
Tuesday, April 29 at 12:13am

 

2 Responses

  1. kyger says:

    I knew Bill for 40 years (!), first meeting him in 1974 as part of Phoenix SF “Phandom.”

    He made the perfect cup of coffee.  *Perfect.*  He was an incredible cook. This might not have anything to do with Heinlein scholarship but I tell you three times: a Patterson-prepared meal was a treat.

    He used to smoke. He stopped in late 1975.

    He was in the hospital with pneumonia from his smoking. I went to visit him one day in that fall of 1975 with a copy of a “newszine” of the time; an SF fan magazine devoted to reporting the news of what was happening throughout science fiction fandom. It was a newzine named “Karass”published by Linda Bushayger. At that time we in Phoenix were bidding to be allowed to hold the 1978 “Westercon,” a convention help once a year somewhere in the West. Linda had gotten it wrong and written that we were bidding for the WorldCon for 1978; this is the annual World Science Fiction Convention. This year’s, number 75, is being held in London. The 1978 WorldCon would be the 36th. I showed Bill the zine, pointing out the error, and both of us laughed at how Linda had gotten it wrong and how silly that was.

    There was a beat of time.

    We both looked at each other and said, ah, what the hell, let’s do it.

    And we did. And we won the bid, in 1976, at MidAmeriCon, where Heinlein was the Guest of Honor. And we organized and held the 36thAnnual World Science Fiction Convention, IguanaCon II, in Phoenix, Arizona, in 1978. And it was a success.

    Bill had the excuse of nicotine withdrawal to explain things. Me?  I’ve no excuse whatsoever.

    The Heinlein Centennial was his way of getting even with me.

    Ghod how I miss him.

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