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"$5 is very good value to cross the Golden Gate Bridge," extolled Tom.


This would be funnier, if still obscure, if the amount were $10.

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Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:51 pm
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"My in-box has run out of quota, because your buggy mailer keeps sending me the same message over and over again!!" said Tom resentfully.

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ROFL! The antispam Tom Swiftie! ;)

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ROFL! The antispam Tom Swiftie! ;)


"That's the sort of comment that could start a riot," said Tom insightfully.


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"This thread has proven to be cuter than Bambi," said Tom endeeringly.

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beamjockey wrote:
"My in-box has run out of quota, because your buggy mailer keeps sending me the same message over and over again!!" said Tom resentfully.


Appropriately, the length of that Tom Swiftie qualifies it as Tom Swiftie spam. :lol:

[Sigh. I know. Back to the dungeon. :oops: ]

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"In this room is our superconducting magnet, so we don't allow any ferromagnetic objects in here," said Tom unironically.

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PeterScott wrote:
"I'm coming!" ejaculated Tom.


"Coming, Mother!" Oedipus ejaculated blindly.

"I wish I had a BB gun," Tom said lackadaisically.

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